sab39

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effing the ineffable since 1977
"You probably have cancer, but you'll be fine"

"You probably have cancer, but you'll be fine"

4/21/2005
Well, the subject says it all really. Apparently it's obvious enough that there's some kind of tumor there that they don't actually need to do a biopsy at all. I'm scheduled for surgery next Wednesday, and before that I need to get some blood work and cat scans (although when I asked the cats, they just said meow).

The doctor said it's "very probable" that I have testicular cancer, but without pausing for breath he added that this kind of cancer is practically 100% curable. Apparently after the ball-removal surgery they can find out what kind of tumor is in there, and then they'll know what other treatment, if any, is required.

There seem to be two separate reactions going on in my head at the same time, unrelated to each other. One part of my brain is hysterical and panicking, while another part is calmly (if slightly overexaggeratedly) making stupid jokes about cat scans in a blog post and plotting the next steps in my campaign to save nullable types.

I'm not sure which side is healthier, but I prefer to focus on the side that's inappropriately calm and collected and pretending that there's no problem here. Panicking might be more natural, but I prefer focusing on things I can control. Seeing as there's nothing at all I can do except follow the doctor's instructions, what good will come of panicking except to stress me out more and make my life (and my family's) even more miserable?

So that's that. At least I know and it's not all wild guessing.
That sucks
By Jeff Atwood at 2005/04/22 01:51

Here's hoping your testicular cancer is, uh, nullable.

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